Kirk/Spock - Apogee news and a poem

I found this poem on a random comment to a random post, which I now cannot find again. Oh, well, such is life. The comment was left by pikacharma, who wrote after it, "The most beautiful love poem ever, that I sadly did not write, but saw written on a bathroom wall and promptly memorized for the greater good." Here you go:

There once was a Vulcan named Spock
Who, while stroking his monstrous cock
With lust went berserk
And besieged Captain Kirk
"Bend over. This shuttle must dock."

In other news, Apogee part 6 is taking too long to write b/c it's way longer than a usual part is. So, hopefully, it will be up by Monday. My goal is Wednesday at the latest, but if it takes that long I will cry. ;_;

And my computer is still half-broken. D: I'm going to this guy to fix it tomorrow, but I half-think he might just say something's wrong to take my money. WHICH WOULD BE FAIL. -_-;;

And I'm finally caught up on comments to reply to, including the ones on my "het fans hating on slash" rant over two weeks ago! That is utter fail, self. UTTER FAIL.

And now I'm going to walk back home and figure out how the heck to finish part 6 without it being so long it's ridiculous. Although it might still be so long it's ridiculous.

-_-;; *headdesk*

Meme on Facebook!

kowaiyoukai completed the quiz "What does the week you were born say about you?" with the result The Week of the Enigma – Virgo 2 September 3-10.

You are tough to figure out; you have a hard time showing emotion and are a guarded individual. You are highly private and do not like to discuss your personal or family life with anyone. You have great inner strength, and take pride in your individuality; you are able to inspire confidence in others. You are kind, thoughtful, considerate and do not like to bother others with your difficulties. Asking for help is very hard for you. You have a zany side and love humor in many forms. You have a rich fantasy life and pride yourself on your good taste in people as well as intellectual matters. You have extremely high standards and a small social circle. You can put yourself under great stress and enjoy being involved with active, outgoing types, who are a good foil to your thoughtful and at times withdrawn personality. Strengths: Tasteful – Practical – Thoughtful Weaknesses: Guarded – Over exacting – Detached

Copied & pasted from facebook b/c OMG this is ridiculously accurate. 0.o;;

Edit: Took another one!

kwoaiyoukai took the What does your birthday say about you? quiz and the result is September

Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

Last post before home

I really need to catch up on manga and comics, and webcomics. Recs to read these: http://www.machineflower.com/ and http://skiamachy.net/. I should catch up on my other webcomics too. Damn I wish I had the internet at my house. These things are impossible otherwise.

Also, now I will use schiamachy as a fic title. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sciamachy Probably for wincest, Dean and Sam fighting against the incest but knowing it's pointless, or else Batman/Joker, obvious, or else maybe possibly something else anime-related, we'll have to see. Oh, it'd be a good one-shot, don't you think? It so would be. :P

VOCABULARY WORDS ARE AWESOMESAUCE.