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Title: An Asylum For Us All
Author: kowaiyoukai
Rating: NC-17 (NO SEX.)
Pairing: Batman/Joker
Warning(s): Slash, Nolanverse, dreamscape-y meta, disturbing imagery/themes, semi-violent, insanity, religious metaphors, possible triggers
Spoilers: Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth
Word Count: 7,388
Challenge: batmanjoker's 2008 Secret Santa Fic Challenge #3. Arkham Asylum, the following quote: "I dreamed that I floated at will in the great ether, and I saw this world floating also not far off, but diminished to the size of an apple. Then an angel took it in his hand and brought it to me and said, 'This thou must eat.' And I ate the world."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson
Disclaimer: The Dark Knight belongs to Warner Bros. and Christopher Nolan. Batman belongs to Bob Kane. I own nothing of this.
Beta Acknowledgment: siriuslyyellow
Summary: Batman was the only dream Bruce had ever wanted to have.
A/N: I know this is horribly late. There are no good excuses, but the one I've got is that I'm stupid and signed up for challenges during my last semester of grad school. So, my stupidity is my excuse! Two more late challenges coming soon, hopefully. *crosses fingers* This fic is some seriously fucked up, bizarre shit. This story makes me feel wrong and blasphemous. Also, Bible quotes FTW! \o/


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Title: In Some Ways, It's A Sonnet
Author: kowaiyoukai
Rating: R
Warning(s): Slash, angst, language, dark!fic, psychoanalytical, experimental, questionablyabused!Joker, BruceWayneisthemask!Batman
Spoilers: Batman Begins, The Dark Knight
Word Count: 2,711
Challenge: chosenfire28, Batman/Joker, love, water, listen, "I'll do anything I can to save you."
Disclaimer: The Dark Knight belongs to Warner Brothers and Christopher Nolan. Batman belongs to Bob Kane. No money was made from this work.
Beta Acknowledgment: siriuslyyellow
Summary: The pieces fall into place.
A/N: Written for the October 2008 round of bjts_monthlyfic. Grammar mistakes are intentional, so please just try to go with it. I know it's hard; I'm a Grammar Nazi myself. But in the interests of artistic expression (that sounds good, right?) let it slide. Or at least, in the interests of hot Batman/Joker psychoanalytical sexual tension. YAYZ.


( In Some Ways, It's A Sonnet )

Title: Four Times They Lied (and One Time They Didn't)
Author: kowaiyoukai
Rating: Hard R (non-descriptive sexual situations and violence)
Fandom: Batman: Nolanverse
Pairing: implied Batman/Joker, implied Bruce/Rachel (IDK just read it)
Warning(s): Nolanverse, angst, language, made-up/AU background info, implied masturbation and other sexual situations, masochistic!Joker, sadistic!Batman, plotdevice!OCs, violence (mostly not described, but not necessarily for the faint of heart or hyper imaginative)
Spoilers: Batman Begins, The Dark Knight
Word Count: 7,688
Disclaimer: Batman is not mine, and I'm making no money from doing this. Sadly.
Beta Acknowledgment: Nobody. ;_; I need a Nolanverse beta.
Summary: A look at the lies they tell to get by, and the truth they have to hide.
A/N: Just wanted to write down some ideas I had about what happened in their respective pasts. I think there's ten trillion ways you could make up the Joker's past, and make it believable, so no guarantee I'll agree with this idea in a week. :P Also, I haven't seen Batman Begins in too long, so there might be some inconsistencies—just ignore them. And this is strictly Nolanverse, so I guarantee there's differences from the graphic novels. Oh, and if you think I can't count, it's four times each of them lied, so eight times, and one time neither of them lied. So that makes nine. SO THERE. XD



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