Kirk/Spock - Apogee news and a poem

[kowaiyoukai]

I found this poem on a random comment to a random post, which I now cannot find again. Oh, well, such is life. The comment was left by pikacharma, who wrote after it, "The most beautiful love poem ever, that I sadly did not write, but saw written on a bathroom wall and promptly memorized for the greater good." Here you go:

There once was a Vulcan named Spock
Who, while stroking his monstrous cock
With lust went berserk
And besieged Captain Kirk
"Bend over. This shuttle must dock."

In other news, Apogee part 6 is taking too long to write b/c it's way longer than a usual part is. So, hopefully, it will be up by Monday. My goal is Wednesday at the latest, but if it takes that long I will cry. ;_;

And my computer is still half-broken. D: I'm going to this guy to fix it tomorrow, but I half-think he might just say something's wrong to take my money. WHICH WOULD BE FAIL. -_-;;

And I'm finally caught up on comments to reply to, including the ones on my "het fans hating on slash" rant over two weeks ago! That is utter fail, self. UTTER FAIL.

And now I'm going to walk back home and figure out how the heck to finish part 6 without it being so long it's ridiculous. Although it might still be so long it's ridiculous.

-_-;; *headdesk*