Naruto, xxxHolic, and Tsubasa ranting

Okay, I've got some stuff to say about the latest chapters of Naruto, xxxHolic, and Tsubasa. If you're not up to date in all of them—up to chapter 410 in Naruto, up to chapter 161 in xxxHolic, and up to chapter 194 in Tsubasa—then don't read it!

SPOILER WARNING!!

( Theories, Fangirling, and More )

Meta: The Killing Joke

Title: Meta: The Killing Joke
Author: kowaiyoukai
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Batman
Spoilers: Batman: The Killing Joke
Word Count: 5,547

I just finished reading The Killing Joke, and HOMG, I've got a meta for the ending "joke". This has probably been done before, but I'd just like to state the obvious, in any case. I'm late to the party—so shoot me.

This is most likely overly-wordy and repetitive in some parts. Don't say I didn't warn you! :P


( Meta: The Killing Joke )

The EPIC Fic Masterlist Post!!

So, after some thought, I decided to make a fic masterlist post. Just in case anyone cared, but more because I can't find my own damn fic half the time! So, here's to order. ^_^*

I also lost half of my fics, so I'll be re-posting them within the next few days unless I can find them... which is doubtful. *headdesk*

List is ordered in alphabetical order by series, and then the oldest stuff is at the bottom and the newest is at the top! There's a system for you. I'd like this to look prettier, but... oh well. *shrugs* Now some of it's in alphabetical order and some isn't. And the newest stuff isn't necessarily at the top anymore... you know? I fail at systems. :(


Fanfiction:

Batman:

A Hostage Situation - Batman/Joker, 5,142 words, R
Summary: The Joker takes a bank and its patrons hostage, waiting for Batman to appear. Bruce Wayne is one of those hostages.

An Asylum For Us All - Batman/Joker, 7,388 words, NC-17 (for disturbing themes)
Summary: Batman was the only dream Bruce had ever wanted to have.

Four Times They Lied (and One Time They Didn't) - implied Batman/Joker, implied Bruce/Rachel, 7,688 words, R
Summary: A look at the lies they tell to get by, and the truth they have to hide.

In Some Ways, It's A Sonnet - Batman/Joker, 2,710 words, R
Summary: The pieces fall into place.

Next of Kin - Batman/Joker, 2,567 words, R
Summary: The Joker's being released from Arkham to his next of kin, who isn't actually related to him at all.

Twenty Ways It Happened - Joker, Gen, 1,554 words, R
Summary: Do you want to know how he got his scars?


Criminal Minds:

Comfort, and Lack Thereof - Morgan/Reid pre-slash, 814 words, PG-13, coda to 2x15 Revelations
Summary: It seemed stupid now. Reid was safe, and that was the most important thing.


Death Note:

Death Note (Light/L) Fanfic100 Table ~ Completed Flashfic so far:

A Chance - Prompt: 001. Beginnings, 100 words, PG

In the Way - Prompt: 002. Middles, 100 words, PG

Reminder - Prompt: 003. Ends, 100 words, PG-13

Sleeping - Prompt: 004. Insides, 100 words, PG-13

Basking - Prompt: 005. Outsides, 100 words, PG-13

Cleaner - Prompt: 011. Red, 100 words, R

A Necessary Step - Prompt: 030. Death, 100 words, PG

The Law - Prompt: 060. Drink, 100 words, PG

Breath - Prompt: 061. Winter, 100 words, PG

Crushed - Prompt: 062. Spring, 100 words, PG

Touchy - Prompt: 063. Summer, 100 words, R

Harry Potter:

Amaranthine - Harry/Draco, 4,344 words, NC-17 (to be safe)
Summary: Harry kills Voldemort and everyone goes back to their normal lives... except for him.

Bereavement - Harry/Draco, 433 words, PG
Summary: Draco deals with his father's death.

Caffeine - Harry/Draco, 10,381 words, R
Summary: Harry and Draco hate keeping secrets from each other. [This fic is posted in the_eros_affair.]

Carving - Harry/Draco, 3,366 words, R
Summary: Draco may have the injuries, but Harry's the one who's scarred.

Definition - Harry/Draco, 1,493 words, R
Summary: It had started out simply enough.

Degeneration - Harry/Draco, 6,958 words, NC-17
Summary: Draco stays for longer than anyone else.

Direct Hit - Harry/Draco, 4,466 words, R
Summary: Harry and Draco end up alone together on Christmas Eve.

Lingering Effects of Miscommunication - Harry/Draco, 4,897 words, R
Summary: Draco's not willing to tell Harry the truth, which causes Harry to make all the wrong assumptions. But Draco prefers it that way.

Metanoia:
Part 1: Reconciliation - Harry/Draco, 63,163 words, R

Summary: Draco needs a safe place to stay. So does Harry.

Part I - 9,569 words

Part II - 9,062 words

Part III - 8,124 words

Part IV - 8,196 words

Part V - 9,225 words

Part VI - 9,368 words

Part VII - 9,619 words

Perfect - Sirius/Remus, 2,436 words, PG-13
Summary: Remus likes Sirius but doesn't think he has a chance. An unexpected visit from Sirius occurs.

Twenty Random Facts About Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy - Harry/Draco, 1,017 words, R
Summary: When you put it all together, it means something else.

Twenty Random Facts About Merope Gaunt - Merope/Tom, 639 words, R
Summary: Merope's life was never going to be a fairy tale.



Merlin:

Auctorita quod Obsequium - Arthur/Merlin (pre-slash), 3,803 words, R
Summary: What matters is the power he holds and the fact that no one is willing to challenge him for it.



Star Trek:

We Reach Our Apogee Slowly - eventual Kirk/Spock, Spock/Uhura, R
Summary: Jim quickly figures out he has to break the rules if he’s going to survive on the Enterprise.

Part 1 - 6,829 words

Part 2 - 6,062 words

Part 3 - 7,332 words

Part 4 - 7,911 words

Part 5 - 8,498 words (NC-17)

Othersides 1 - 6,048 words

Part 6a - 10,029 words

Part 6b - 9,518 words

Part 6c - 6,624 words

Part 7 - 6,833 words

Part 8 - 7,100 words

Part 9 - 10,207 words

Part 10a - 7,284 words

Part 10b - 10,015 words

Zach's Genius Idea - RPS Zach/Chris, 628 words, R
Summary: Zach has an idea. It is sheer genius.



Supernatural:

Confessions of a Twenty-Something Internet Addict, or Why Sam Winchester Absolutely Cannot Live Without His Laptop - Dean/Sam, 4,760 words, R
Summary: Sam has a secret obsession.

Cool, Scary, Beautiful - Gen, 1,450 words, PG-13
Summary: In which Dean and Sam argue, fears are discovered, and Bobby keeps his mouth shut.

Empty Spaces - Dean, gen, implied Dean/Sam, 2,339 words, R
Summary: When Dean thought of their father, all he thought of was an empty space.

Everything He Wanted - Andy, Gen, 1,649 words, PG-13
Summary: Andy could get anyone to do anything he wanted. This never seemed like a problem.

Lazarus (The Only Way Out is Through Me) - Part 1 & Part 2 - Dean/Sam, 20,515 words, R
Summary: A story of things coming full circle. The beginning and the end were the same, for them.

Losing Sleep: Five Times Dean Didn't Say It - implied Dean/Sam, implied Dean/Cassie, 4,159 words, R
Summary: Dean doesn't say it, and he can't tell when other people mean it, either.

Metaphor - Alistair, Gen, 882 words, R
Summary: Alistair ponders humans and hell.

Pay the Piper to Sing His Song - Mary/OC, Mary/John, 7,597 words, R
Summary: Sometimes Mary wondered about the deal.

Repair Job - Dean/Sam, 617 words, PG-13
Summary: Dean is a technical genius.

Separate Issues - Bobby, Gen, 601 words, PG-13
Summary: Bobby didn't believe in love.

She'd Never Tell - Ruby/Crossroads Demon, 547 words, PG-13
Summary: When Dean had asked her if she really had a way to save him, Ruby had debated telling him the truth.

The Worth of All Things - Dean/Sam, 2,548 words, R
Summary: When Dean comes back, everything is different.

Unapologetic - Gen, 1,647 words, PG-13
Summary: Dean confronts John.

What It Would Mean - Dean/Cassie, Sam/Jess, 1,402 words, Hard R
Summary: Dean's got his dreams, and Sam doesn't have the heart to correct him.


Meta:

Batman:

Burtonverse vs. Nolanverse - 4,694 words, PG-13

Batman/Joker - 1,161 words, PG-13

The Killing Joke - 5,547 words, PG-13



Supernatural:

Thoughts on Dubious Consent - 5,030 words, NC-17 (discussion of sexual situations)