Star Trek txt convo FOR TEH LULZ

[kowaiyoukai]

This is way more amusing than you'd think.



jelost: Hey finish star trek yet?

kowaiyoukai: Um no? are you fucking KIDDING ME?! i just finished 1x16, the menagerie part 2. Why? are you watching it?

jelost: Lol yeah, got bored. Im exactly where you are, menagerie pt 2 last night.

kowaiyoukai: Oh yay! sa doesn't wanna watch it, she didn't like 1st ep. I think its awesome actually. Spock rocks! kirks a vile fetishist manwhore. Needs moar gay!

jelost: Lol its totally crack. kirk hitting on that kid was creepy though. spock is fun.

kowaiyoukai: IT IS CRACK SRSLY. I can see why its required sci-fi & gay viewing. Spocks my tos fav, kirks my xi fav. Re: kirks sexual creepiness - see my last.

jelost: Agreed.

kowaiyoukai: Lol i keep wondering why kirk was holding that dick-shaped rock. And poor long-suffering spock. if i was him i wouldve dumped kirk years ago tbc...
Also spocks lips are very entrancing and pink. & i constantly find myself staring @ everyones asses and crotches.

jelost: Haha oh the crack. spandex doesnt help either.

kowaiyoukai: Omg when kirk was training with charlie x, i was like theres his dick! its kirks dick! lol! it was very defined. :P

jelost: Lmao, I was busy wondering at the amount of time kirk spends shirtless. he rips his shirt every other ep.

kowaiyoukai: Omg i know right?! the mans a walking sexual plague. Hes always half naked and flirting w whatever passes for female in that ep. I do see ks tho.

jelost: Of course. Theres a ks moment at least once an episode, without fail.

kowaiyoukai: Btw ever notice how only kirks shirt rips, no1 elses? just sayin. & ks makes me happy but i cant c how spock can accept kirks behavior. like jackianto

jelost: Spock seems to think its funny. if he had a sense of humor.

kowaiyoukai: Dude. He SO has a sense of humor. And yeah he thinks its funny now, but when hes a single parent trying to hold his fractured life together tbc...
While kirks sleeping around w sexy chick of the week, he aint gonna think its funny then. IS HE?!

jelost: ...kids? what? yes.

kowaiyoukai: They adopt a romulan and a klingon to complete their multi-species family. DUH YOU LOSER. Thats canon knowledge 101.

jelost: Oh. I see. well then. :|

kowaiyoukai: And did your yes indicate that you think singleparent!Spock will still find kirks sexual deviancy amusing? bc he wont. He'll be on the phone tbc...
W starfleet asking when his mans coming home and telling them their excuses are illogical.

jelost: Lmao youve been thinking about this.

kowaiyoukai: No actually that kind of thing comes quickly and naturally to me.

jelost: why am I not surprised.

kowaiyoukai: Bc you know me?

Comments

[sezso.livejournal.com]

I think all TOS!Kirk needs is a good shock of jealousy. Spock just needs to fake hook up with like Nurse Chapel or something and Kirk will be all OMGWTFBBQ and then there will be sexy teims makeouts and it will be all betters. Also, maybe a dog collar that shocks him when he looks at a woman inappropriately? He needs some TRAINING. *nod nod*

[kowaiyoukai.livejournal.com]

YES I APPROVE OF THESE IDEAS. Especially the electric dog collar. Kirk needs to be trained. We should convince Spock of this using logic and sex. \o/

[maestro-enski.livejournal.com]

LOL

Yeah, I was actually wondering if it was just me or not because that rock was suspiciously dick shaped...

[kowaiyoukai.livejournal.com]

OMG, wasn't it though? I was like "it's just m, it's just my mind, I'm just very dirty"... LOL I'm glad ou saw it too. VERY STRANGE CHOICE FOR KIRK TO HOLD A DICK-SHAPED ROCK. Perhaps a unsubtle clue from the props department? :P