GAHH!!!!!

OMG I've got my Development of the English Language midterm in, like, half an hour and I seriously have no clue what's going to be on it. GAH!! *headdesk* I have to know Old English and Middle English, which is crap enough. But gah. Ugh. *dies*

Yes. Also, I left my Harry/Draco bracelet in my dorm, which is an awful amount of bad luck. And I've got a stupid health midterm after this one, GACK! ;_;

News of my life, as it were...

Well, most of my midterms are over. I've got Western Lit from Ren-Modern after spring break, which sucks my ass, but whatever. *shrugs*

I have discovered something amazing about my mind. Here it is: I ship in fandoms that are EXACTLY ALIKE!! You don't believe me? You need proof? Here is the proof I offer you, using Harry Potter=Naruto=Digimon. Just for starters, mind you.

Harry/Draco=Naruto/Sasuke=Taichi/Yamato a.k.a. Main character/angsty rival (all slash)
Blaise/Pansy=Shikamaru/Temari=Koushiro/Mimi a.k.a. smart, sarcastic-y friend/bitch girl (or, in Mimi's case, girl who likes to get attention) (all het)
Ron/Hermione=Lee/Sakura=Jyou/Sora a.k.a. good friend/main girl (all het)

I don't know, it all works out in my head. Which is amazing. In my mind. -_-;;

ALSO! YES. Orochimaru wants Sasuke's body. Like, he really wants Sasuke's body.

I believe that was all that I had to say. I am trying to finish this H/D one-shot for poor, poor augustfai, who really is being patient with me right now, but the thing just wants to keep on going, and I'm like, NO!! And it's like, SHUT UP! WHO ASKED YOU?!?!? And then we fight. And I always lose, dammit. So now I'm stuck, b/c spring break starts tomorrow and I've really got to finish it by tomorrow afternoon. So I'm debating cutting out all this extra shit and just doing something else. I don't know. *sigh*

I suck at one-shots. *headdesk*

ALSO! OMG Sabaku Gaara is the shexy smexy sex and I must sex him up right away. I want to peel his clothing off layer by layer and lick his unclothed BODY. Indeed. ^_^*

I wonder if there is an AMV for the Sand people from Naruto using the song "Sandstorm"? There should be. It would be HOT.

^_^*