LOL, I've decided to use a stuck on a planet theme for 10's mission. Hopefully a good one! *crosses fingers*
Kirk: "Do you mean now, or in some alternate universe where we're already fucking?" *pause* "Not the alternate universe, I meant just any old alternate--you know what? Never mind. Right now, I'd probably try to play chess with him. I think he likes chess too much. I bet it's like foreplay for Vulcans. Which means we've practically already had sex, when you think about it."
Spock: "I enjoy classical music. Earth has also produced numerous books that are both entertaining and informative. However, I do not understand the majority of Earth activities. Most of them are illogical."
Chekov: "Uh..." *nervous laughter* "What are you talking about? Why does everyone keep asking me if I like guys? Not that I would mind, but uh, nobody's really asked or anything, so..." *shuffles feet* "No, I don't know how to fence. I'd probably stab my eye out with it or something." *eyes widen* "I didn't mean it like that! I'd know what to do with a--I mean, stop thinking those perverted thoughts! You... pervert!"
Sulu: "... No? I like to fence. It's a great sport that has a long and involved history. It keeps me in shape and is useful in many hand-to-hand combat situations."
Scotty: "Oh, God, argh, you're killing me over here. I have to choose? It's like picking which testicle is my favorite. I'm quite fond of them both, actually!"
McCoy: (I'm numbering your questions for him so it's easier to follow.) 1. "Sometimes. I try not to let it, though, since then everyone stares and talks about it. Honestly. You'd think with all the other crap going on around here, no one would give a damn about my accent." 2. "Of course. But if Jim would've tried to make me a regular doctor, I would've given him a hypo in the groin. I'm not following anybody's orders in my own damn department. You don't take that kind of shit from your best friend. You just don't." 3. "You mean the medical ones, or just his general idiocy? I'm assuming you mean medical. Well, he stapled a book to his arm once when he fell asleep doing a report that wasn't due for another two weeks. The big nerd. Jim tends to be pretty careful, and when he;s not careful and throwing himself into danger, he gets lucky. Thank God. No doctor wants to have someone they know in their care for a serious injury."
Uhura: "You're the second person to ask me that. Why do people want to know this? I'm dating Spock. Spock, who, as you might have guessed, is not McCoy or Scotty. But fine, I'll humor you. I'd rather McCoy because he's hotter and Scotty's an imbecile. Happy?"
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Date: 2009-07-30 06:49 am (UTC)Kirk: "Do you mean now, or in some alternate universe where we're already fucking?" *pause* "Not the alternate universe, I meant just any old alternate--you know what? Never mind. Right now, I'd probably try to play chess with him. I think he likes chess too much. I bet it's like foreplay for Vulcans. Which means we've practically already had sex, when you think about it."
Spock: "I enjoy classical music. Earth has also produced numerous books that are both entertaining and informative. However, I do not understand the majority of Earth activities. Most of them are illogical."
Chekov: "Uh..." *nervous laughter* "What are you talking about? Why does everyone keep asking me if I like guys? Not that I would mind, but uh, nobody's really asked or anything, so..." *shuffles feet* "No, I don't know how to fence. I'd probably stab my eye out with it or something." *eyes widen* "I didn't mean it like that! I'd know what to do with a--I mean, stop thinking those perverted thoughts! You... pervert!"
Sulu: "... No? I like to fence. It's a great sport that has a long and involved history. It keeps me in shape and is useful in many hand-to-hand combat situations."
Scotty: "Oh, God, argh, you're killing me over here. I have to choose? It's like picking which testicle is my favorite. I'm quite fond of them both, actually!"
McCoy: (I'm numbering your questions for him so it's easier to follow.)
1. "Sometimes. I try not to let it, though, since then everyone stares and talks about it. Honestly. You'd think with all the other crap going on around here, no one would give a damn about my accent."
2. "Of course. But if Jim would've tried to make me a regular doctor, I would've given him a hypo in the groin. I'm not following anybody's orders in my own damn department. You don't take that kind of shit from your best friend. You just don't."
3. "You mean the medical ones, or just his general idiocy? I'm assuming you mean medical. Well, he stapled a book to his arm once when he fell asleep doing a report that wasn't due for another two weeks. The big nerd. Jim tends to be pretty careful, and when he;s not careful and throwing himself into danger, he gets lucky. Thank God. No doctor wants to have someone they know in their care for a serious injury."
Uhura: "You're the second person to ask me that. Why do people want to know this? I'm dating Spock. Spock, who, as you might have guessed, is not McCoy or Scotty. But fine, I'll humor you. I'd rather McCoy because he's hotter and Scotty's an imbecile. Happy?"