Memes and spoilers abound!

MOST IMPORTANTLY! Because I'm bored, I'm stealing furiosity's meme.

Name a character/pairing and a prompt, and I will write you a one-sentence story based on it.

So, comment and get a one-liner fic. The awesome is full of amazing here. Fandoms I'll do: anything you know for sure I'm in. SPN, BSG, Naruto, KH, FF, FMA, FB, HP... you know what? Just give a comment and I probably am in that fandom. For serious.

Also, this is ridiculous: http://www.nypost.com/seven/01112009/news/nationalnews/this_kids_a_text_maniac_149614.htm If I had a kid who texted once every two minutes, I would take away her cellphone and get her some help. It's a sickness, truly.

Also, I took the new Sorting Hat test, which I found in mystalking of furiosity today. Results are completely unsurprising.

Your result for The Sorting Hat Test...

Slytherin

You scored 34% Order/Chaos, and 35% Moral/Rational

Chaotic Rationality. You don't think much of rules and restrictions; you look at things from an analytical perspective and probably think morality is relative to some extent. Your strength lies in being able to make your own judgments and form your own strategies uninhibited by others; your weakness lies in the wariness other people may have of you, perceiving you as dangerous.



You join people like Theodore Nott, Severus Snape, and Horace Slughorn.



The 4-grid I used to determine this is as follows:

	Chaotic	Orderly
Moral	Gryffindor	Hufflepuff
Rational	Slytherin	Ravenclaw

Take The Sorting Hat Test at HelloQuizzy

( SPN 4x09 spoilers )