Fun Sexy Birthday Post! \o/

[kowaiyoukai]

So, here's a post filled with fun sexy guys and random kinky discussion--perfect for a birthday post, right? RIGHT! XD \o/



KINKY DISCUSSION, and I mean that quite literally: What are everybody's kinks? I'm just curious. I recently discovered two kinks I never knew I had before! I'm a wordslut and I love it when one guy straddles another in a chair, but it HAS to be done right--like Kirk straddling Spock in the Captain's chair, for instance. MMM YES MOAR NAO PLZ!! Oh, and Kirk whispering filthy things to Spock while rutting against him--HOTHOTHOT!! Older kinks that are still fun are scars, bandages, chains, handcuffs, basically anything related to bondage or BDSM, power plays, anything dealing with psychology, um um umm... religious and mythological metaphors, glasses, whips duh, also anything angsty--like two guys being separated for years before they're reunited, and if it's epic and dramatic and desperate and passionate and flail-worthy all the better really. The wordslut thing I mentioned at the beginning is new to me, but I realized it when reading a Pinto fic. Then I was like "OH DUH THIS IS WHY THIS IS SO FUCKING HAZZAT" and so it all became quite apparent to me. XD

IN other news: AfterElton's Hot 100 for 2008! Here are some highlights (for me, at least), although it's worth a look-through if you're bored and want some smoking hot man-meat, especially since the majority of the guys listed are in fandom shows:

2. John Barrowman
11. Gareth David-Lloyd
13. Jensen Ackles
26. Christian Bale
33. David Tennant
34. Heath Ledger
43. Jared Padalecki
48. Chris Meloni

LOL, that reminded me--I'm compiling a list of the top 10 hottest characters in every genre, both female and male. This is far more difficult than it sounds, although a few were obvious choices. For instance, Poison Ivy got the number 1 hottest comic book female spot. No comic book chick is hotter than Ivy, that's for damn sure. XD

A random meme I stole from somewhere: List your top ten OTPs (in any order) and then ask your flist what similarities they see between them. Also, see what your flist can tell about you from the list!

So, here's my list of top ten OTPs, in no particular order. And by top ten, I mean the top ten right now, and not necessarily of all time, but probably most of these will end up on my all-time list, if you get what I'm awkwardly trying to say here. *headdesk*
1. Dean/Sam - Supernatural
2. Sasuke/Naruto - Naruto
3. Kirk/Spock - Star Trek
4. Roy/Ed - Fullmetal Alchemist
5. Arthur/Merlin - Merlin
6. Batman/Joker - Batman
7. Riku/Sora - Kingdom Hearts
8. Harry/Draco - Harry Potter
9. Taichi/Yamato - Digimon
10. Beecher/Keller - Oz
So get to it, flist! I'm curious to see what you responses are. XP

Also found this! From here: http://www.afterelton.com/people/2008/2/garethdavidlloyd?page=0%2C2 - an interview with Gareth David-Lloyd about Ianto, pre-season 2 so it's old, but this quote rocks!

"AE: So you weren’t in a place where you needed to be educated about it. One thing we found really interesting is that there are a lot of female fans who are really into the idea of two men being together romantically. Do you have a lot of female fans that are pushing for a relationship between Jack and Ianto?
GDL: Oh, definitely. I try to stay clear away from the Internet, but you find yourself reading fan fiction and it takes up a lot of time. Yeah, absolutely. That’s definitely one of the biggest questions for fans as far as Janto. Everyone’s for Jack and Ianto to get together."

I need some new good gay shows! I've finished Oz and am looking for more canon gay. AND GOOD CANON GAY, not crap canon gay like the kind Six Feet Under had (I only saw the first two seasons but BLARGH). I'll write more on this later, but my fav TV shows are SPN and BSG (still haven't finished it--SPOIL ME AND I EAT YOUR FACE), with Oz and Carnivale (also not done yet) coming in close seconds. I like epic shows with a solid gay OTP, subtextual is fine (I'm loving TOS and I'm sure SGA will be great too), but I'd rather canon. I can't take too much happiness or humor or else I'll die and never finish the show. I need angst, drama, tragedy. PAIN AND ANGUISH AND DESPAIR, otherwise I'll never be happy. XP So, any recs, flist? ♥

So I am now 25 years old, which means almost nothing to me except that I'm getting old enough that I really need to get published soon. By the time I'm 27 I will be published, I MEAN IT!! *stamps foot* If only fandom and fanfic weren't so appealing... *pets them lovingly*

Comments

[animegirl0087.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday!!!! I hope you have lots and lots of fun and eat lots of cake and get lots of presents! *hugs*
I'll do your meme tomorrow, but its 2 and I have an 8 am class tomorrow. Happy birthday and good night! <3

[ladydeth12.livejournal.com]

OMG Happy Birthday to you and Sarah!!!! You guys rule and I miss you guys :)

[wolfishinsanity.livejournal.com]

HAAAAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAY! *confetti*

Hurm. Kinks? Priests. Number one kink, and I cannot get it filled anywhere. If someone ever wrote an AU where Spock was a priest and Kirk was a juvenile delinquent who was forced to go to church, and they get it on (with plenty of OH GODness from angsty Spock), I would be indebted to them forever. (I know, I know, I'm going to hell.)

Hmm... well, some of them have that whole hatelove aspect about them. And most are, like, around the same age as the other. You're not into pedo-ish shit, is what I mean. And by that I mean no things like Harry/Snape and such.

And and and STRANGERS WITH CANDYYYYYY.
Funniest show ever created, and a good, CANON, almost angsty gay pairing. (as in, one is married and homophobic, all the while getting it on with the stereotypical gay art teacher. And the art teacher wants to tell everybody about them. And the first guy is Not Having It. And did I mention the show is like the funniest shit evar?)

Featuring.... Stephen Colbert! And Amy Sedaris! And Paul Dinello! And a bunch of cameos by really famous people, including Spock's mommy!

[christycorr]

Dude, I adore David Tennant to pieces, but in what universe is he hotter than Jared Padalecki? *dies*

Six Feet Under has good canon gay! Insanely realistic and deep canon gay at that. *nods*

Happy birthday! =D

[rhae.livejournal.com]

One thing I really like is hurt/comfort in which one of them is hurt and/or traumatized physically and emotionally, especially if the relationship the fic is trying to form is all twisted and psychologically fucked up because of whatever happened, leading to lots and lots of angst.

Oh, some of the physical things--

In fic: Breathplay, bondage, spanking, beating, noncon, dubcon, forced submission, bloodplay... need I go on? ;D

Personally: All of the above except for noncon and dubcon. I'm a masochist, so yeah. I'm not sure I could ever do any of that with a man, though. Or at least not a regular man... so far I prefer the idea of doing this with a woman, haha.

[rhae.livejournal.com]

Oh, also...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

XD

[http://users.livejournal.com/_profiterole_/]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ^__^

My top kink has always been telepathy, so you can imagine I'm having a field day with Star Trek. Also, this GQMF movie shed a whole new light onto breathplay.

[aeternitasbeach.livejournal.com]

happy birthday~~~~

haha this post was a fun read. sadly, I don't know many tv shows with canon-gay but I have recently been watching a whole lot of Criminal Minds which is RIFE with subtext (and I don't know...I'm kind of a bigger sucker for subtext than actual on-screen relationships) but yeah, that's just my opinion and a show I've kind of been fangirling & pimping a lot lately. It's certainly full of angst, drama, tragedy, PAIN AND ANGUISH AND DESPAIR! ....given that it's all about serial killers and stuff :P

[hiddenfacade.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Kowaiyoukai
Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday.

ball gags, restraints, one or both acting dominate, fighting over dominance, briefs/boxer briefs, and a few other things but those are the main ones.

[yaoi-slut.livejournal.com]

My kinks? I have lots of crazy kinks. >.> There were things I never knew I was into that I'm totally obsessed with now. I love playing in this werewolf universe that my friend and I created, and... erm... well, the werewolves can biologically both impregnate and become pregnant, so... some mpreg and what not. I don't normally like it, since it's weird, but I love it in this universe. XD

Also, I'm a total emotional trauma whore. Isn't that awful? I'm pretty sure there's a special place in hell just for me. XD

Ooh, I like some of that imagery you're mentioning there. Makes me want to work on some of my writing, or read something good.

I tend to be less into BDSM, because I like pain and what not to be nonconsensual. I have a big thing with that. >.> I'm also way into angst, so I feel you there. You're making me miss my main RP partner pretty bad right now since you have me thinking about all these things. XD

Everyone seems really into Kirk/Spock stuff lately. I'm neutral, but I found this cute webcomic with that pairing, so I've been reading that and enjoying it at least. Lol.

As for the other stuff... Once again I'm kind of out of the loop since I don't tend to fall into popular fandoms for whatever reason. XD But I try my best to keep up!

I like your idea, though, for compiling people from each genre, even though that's totally relative and can be tricky to pin down the genre exactly. XD

I need some new good gay shows!

If you find any, let me know, man! I need some, too!

Hahaha, I love your response to being 25. You're actually making me want to freak out now, since I'm 23 and have the same goals. More or less. I figure if I'm not published and doing pretty well by 28.... then it's mass murder suicide for the lot of you!

Ha, no. I gave that up. Too time consuming, murder. No time for writing!!!

But as far as publishing-- YOU AND ME BOTH. Let's do it! We'd better! Here's to focusing on projects that are actually publishable (as it seems we're both struggling to do lately XD) and to reaching our goals in the next few years!!!!

And then? Omg!Famous. Always. No matter what you start with. Just you remember that.

[tasty-boots.livejournal.com]

These are technically late, but they are late because of SPN, so I figure that's okay. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!