Random Post of the Day!

[kowaiyoukai]

LOOK AT THIS CRAZY SHIT I FOUND PEOPLE! I seriously cannot believe that people get this worked up over Twilight. I'm sorry, but the series really does suck ass. Meyer's not even a good author. She's average. Her characterization leaves a lot to be desired.

BUT STILL. Tell your friends--dissing Twilight IRL may be bad for your health. SRSLY.

Also, I gave siriuslyyellow an idea for her epic J2 role-play, and it's funny and awful all at the same time. *evil laughter*

I had something else to say but I forgot it in between now and when I started writing this post an hour ago. *headdesk* My computer's freaking out, though, so I'm checking out to see if Best Buy can fix it. D:

EDIT: I REMEMBER NOW! I changed my header to be more epic. WHAY SAY YOU, FLIST? \o/

Comments

[sezso.livejournal.com]

Ya know, I read the series and I'm not ashamed to admit it. But honestly? It's not good enough to be loved, but it's not really bad enough to be hated. It just kinda is. It was enjoyable in its own way. I found it to be harmless, simple, and easy, a relief, in between reading Robinson Crusoe (OMG SO MUCH HATE) and King Lear for uni. It's like... an Almond Joy candy bar. No real nutritional value, but sometimes, you feel like a nut. xD

But MAN. The fanbrats? DID NOT READ THE SAME BOOKS I READ. HOLY CRAP. O.O

[kowaiyoukai.livejournal.com]

I read the whole series, and I enjoyed parts of it. I LOVE Jasper. He's great. But Edward just wasn't that fangirlable to me. IDK. Overall, though, the good parts in the book did not happen enough and weren't good enough to merit the kind of attention Twilight's ben getting, IMHO. YOUR LAST SENTENCE IN THAT FIRST PARAGRAPH IS EPIC WIN!! \o/

Yeah, the twitards suck. And did you notice almost all of them think Edward is in a serious, committed relationship with them? 0.o;;

[sezso.livejournal.com]

Jasper is the best thing ever. Actually, the thing I hated most about the whole series? JAZZ. WTF WAS UP WITH CALLING HIM JAZZ IN BREAKING DAWN? omg, can not EVER let that go. *HULK SMASH*

Edward isn't fangirlable, that's totally true. I just never really saw him as bad for Bella. Bad for everyone else ever? Sure. But him and Bella are just as screwed up as each other.

THANK YOU. *BOWS* I PERSONALLY THINK YOUR ICON IS EPIC WIN. I WOULD LIKE TO HAZ IT. CAN I HAZ IT?

I think you just hit upon the reason the twitards suck. Because they really do think that. That is... very disturbing.

P.S. Did you see the movie? It's better than the book. Like x10 at least. And the previews for movie 2 look good too.

[kowaiyoukai.livejournal.com]

I really did not get the Jazz thing either. I was like, um huh? Jasper would not be down with people calling him Jazz. For srsly. It was like Meyer was TRYING to piss the Jasper fangirls off. IDEK. *headdesk* I mean, I get the idea of wanting to call Jasper by a nickname, but to his face? Dude, he'd end you. XD

I see Bella as the uber Mary Sue. She doesn't have a personality at all, which makes it hard for me to imagine her with anyone. Edward is actually more disturbing than anything else.

YOU CAN HAZ TEH ICON. AND TO BE CREDITING mediocrechick WHO MADE TEH PRETTEH FUNNEH!!1!

You know, I mean, it's a different story when we're talking about, like, Sasuke and me or Dean and me or Spock and me or Jim and me beause I mean, HELLO OBVIOUSLY I AM DATING ALL OF MY FICTIONAL LOVES. But dating Edward? PUH-LEEZE. He's a weirdo. :P

P.S. YES! And I laughed my ass off for the entire thing. It was one of the best comedies I've seen in years. OMG, but my character opinions wree the opposite of what they are in the book! Like, my fav book character is Jasper and I hate Bella's dad and the kids at school, but in the movie I loved Bella's dad and the kids at school and I wasn't too into Jasper. The actor did it okay, but IDK, it could have been better. *shrugs*