kowaiyoukai: (TDK batman/joker angst)
Title: An Asylum For Us All
Author: [livejournal.com profile] kowaiyoukai
Rating: NC-17 (NO SEX.)
Pairing: Batman/Joker
Warning(s): Slash, Nolanverse, dreamscape-y meta, disturbing imagery/themes, semi-violent, insanity, religious metaphors, possible triggers
Spoilers: Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth
Word Count: 7,388
Challenge: [livejournal.com profile] batmanjoker's 2008 Secret Santa Fic Challenge #3. Arkham Asylum, the following quote: "I dreamed that I floated at will in the great ether, and I saw this world floating also not far off, but diminished to the size of an apple. Then an angel took it in his hand and brought it to me and said, 'This thou must eat.' And I ate the world."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson
Disclaimer: The Dark Knight belongs to Warner Bros. and Christopher Nolan. Batman belongs to Bob Kane. I own nothing of this.
Beta Acknowledgment: [livejournal.com profile] siriuslyyellow
Summary: Batman was the only dream Bruce had ever wanted to have.
A/N: I know this is horribly late. There are no good excuses, but the one I've got is that I'm stupid and signed up for challenges during my last semester of grad school. So, my stupidity is my excuse! Two more late challenges coming soon, hopefully. *crosses fingers* This fic is some seriously fucked up, bizarre shit. This story makes me feel wrong and blasphemous. Also, Bible quotes FTW! \o/


An Asylum For Us All )
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Title: Next of Kin
Author: [livejournal.com profile] kowaiyoukai
Rating: R
Warning(s): Semi-crack, destruction of the Joker's personality, completely unbelievable situations.
Spoilers: Batman Begins, The Dark Knight.
Word Count: 2,567
Synopsis of Challenge: Anything with Batman/Joker. Harvey and Jonathan would also be great.
Disclaimer: The Dark Knight belongs to Christopher Nolan and Warner Bros. Batman belongs to Bob Kane.
Beta Acknowledgment: None.
Summary: The Joker's being released from Arkham to his next of kin, who isn't actually related to him at all.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] siriuslyyellow for the 2008 [livejournal.com profile] twelveknights.

Next of Kin )
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Title: In Some Ways, It's A Sonnet
Author: [livejournal.com profile] kowaiyoukai
Rating: R
Warning(s): Slash, angst, language, dark!fic, psychoanalytical, experimental, questionablyabused!Joker, BruceWayneisthemask!Batman
Spoilers: Batman Begins, The Dark Knight
Word Count: 2,711
Challenge: [livejournal.com profile] chosenfire28, Batman/Joker, love, water, listen, "I'll do anything I can to save you."
Disclaimer: The Dark Knight belongs to Warner Brothers and Christopher Nolan. Batman belongs to Bob Kane. No money was made from this work.
Beta Acknowledgment: [livejournal.com profile] siriuslyyellow
Summary: The pieces fall into place.
A/N: Written for the October 2008 round of [livejournal.com profile] bjts_monthlyfic. Grammar mistakes are intentional, so please just try to go with it. I know it's hard; I'm a Grammar Nazi myself. But in the interests of artistic expression (that sounds good, right?) let it slide. Or at least, in the interests of hot Batman/Joker psychoanalytical sexual tension. YAYZ.


In Some Ways, It's A Sonnet )
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Title: A Hostage Situation
Author: [livejournal.com profile] kowaiyoukai
Rating: R
Fandom: Nolanverse
Pairing: Batman/Joker
Warning(s): Crack!fic, language, lots of OCs, abuse of the term "masked man"
Spoilers: Batman Begins, The Dark Knight.
Word Count: 5,142
Disclaimer: Batman is not mine, and I'm making no money from doing this. Sadly.
Summary: The Joker takes a bank and its patrons hostage, waiting for Batman to appear. Bruce Wayne is one of those hostages.
A/N: This was circling my mind for a while, and I like the idea, so here you go. Not that deep, just for fun, really. :D EDIT: Apparently, this isn't as cracktastic as I thought it was, or so says some reviewers. So, maybe not crack? Maybe plot/mini-epic/excuse for slash? Hmm...


A Hostage Situation )
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Title: Four Times They Lied (and One Time They Didn't)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] kowaiyoukai
Rating: Hard R (non-descriptive sexual situations and violence)
Fandom: Batman: Nolanverse
Pairing: implied Batman/Joker, implied Bruce/Rachel (IDK just read it)
Warning(s): Nolanverse, angst, language, made-up/AU background info, implied masturbation and other sexual situations, masochistic!Joker, sadistic!Batman, plotdevice!OCs, violence (mostly not described, but not necessarily for the faint of heart or hyper imaginative)
Spoilers: Batman Begins, The Dark Knight
Word Count: 7,688
Disclaimer: Batman is not mine, and I'm making no money from doing this. Sadly.
Beta Acknowledgment: Nobody. ;_; I need a Nolanverse beta.
Summary: A look at the lies they tell to get by, and the truth they have to hide.
A/N: Just wanted to write down some ideas I had about what happened in their respective pasts. I think there's ten trillion ways you could make up the Joker's past, and make it believable, so no guarantee I'll agree with this idea in a week. :P Also, I haven't seen Batman Begins in too long, so there might be some inconsistencies—just ignore them. And this is strictly Nolanverse, so I guarantee there's differences from the graphic novels. Oh, and if you think I can't count, it's four times each of them lied, so eight times, and one time neither of them lied. So that makes nine. SO THERE. XD



Four Times They Lied (and One Time They Didn't) )
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Title: Twenty Ways It Happened
Author: [livejournal.com profile] kowaiyoukai
Rating: R
Fandom: The Dark Knight
Pairing: None.
Warning(s): Language, some implied bad stuff that's not described (drugs, prostitution, killing people, etc.)
Spoilers: Doubt it.
Word Count: 1,554
Disclaimer: Batman is not mine, and I'm making no money from doing this. Sadly.
Summary: Do you want to know how he got his scars?
A/N: So, first attempt at Batman fanfic, and it's Nolanverse. B/c I am so not up to date on the comics at all. Also, I had to write this because all of the reviews I read kept on saying about how Joker gets his scars, but he claims he got them two separate ways in the movie, and I thought, hey, there's an idea for a fic. This is getting me ready to write some Batman/Joker goodness. :P



Twenty Ways It Happened )

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